Broadcast football, night. An ordinary person (reference image) in a Manchester U...

Broadcast football, night. An ordinary person (reference image) in a Manchester United kit picks the ball up near halfway and goes on a mazy solo run, gliding past two defenders with quick feints and changes of pace, nutmegs a third defender, bursts into the box, rounds the onrushing keeper and slots it into the empty net, then slides away on their knees as the crowd goes delirious. Keep the pe...