golden retriever sitting on a couch in a human-like pose, holding a lit cigarette...

golden retriever sitting on a couch in a human-like pose, holding a lit cigarette between its paw and mouth, puffing smoke and looking bored. Cozy living room with warm lighting, couch, ashtray on the side table, TV remote, and an open beer can. The front door suddenly opens and the owner enters. The dog panics, quickly stubs out the cigarette in the ashtray, then jumps into a normal dog pose o...