A highly detailed single-panel humorous illustration of Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII inside an enormous luxurious bathroom transformed into a premium hair care laboratory, hundreds of shampoos, conditioners, hair masks, serums, oils, magical potions, enchanted crystals, golden brushes, expensive salon equipment and glowing beauty products completely filling the room, shelves bending under the weight of hair care products, a huge mirror reflecting his impossibly perfect silver hair flowing dramatically through the room like silk, several hair dryers floating magically around him, tiny birds helping brush his hair, meanwhile the legendary Masamune sword stands forgotten in the corner covered with dust, cobwebs and a tiny "Clean Me" note, Sephiroth calmly inspecting a single split end with absolute seriousness while the world outside the window is on fire, cinematic composition, ultra detailed environment, expressive anime realism, vibrant lighting, packed with visual easter eggs, viral meme composition, no text, vertical 9:16
